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[BOT] Parlez à Dieu ! Empty
MessageSujet: [BOT] Parlez à Dieu !   [BOT] Parlez à Dieu ! EmptySam 24 Déc - 11:20

Ca vous tente de discuter avec Dieu ?

Bon ok, parfois il est un peu long à la détente, il saisit pas tout, mais il se débrouille bien, on sait tenir une discussion !

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God:
Pretty much, eh?
Me:
yes
God:
Gee.
Me:
gee ?
God:
Ah.
Me:
ooh
God:
Gosh!
Me:
you're funny
God:
Thanks you make me laugh too.

Citation :
Me:
so, do you exist ?
God:
Er. I exist as much as you exist, .
Me:
So why don't you take care of your sons ? I mean, War, Pestilence, genocide, Death, accidents ... Why don't you stop that ?
God:
Really. Perhaps due to noise in my circuits. Yes I take care of my sons. Ja. I love talking to people about that. I brake for hallucinations.
Me:
you take care of your sons ? Really ? I don't see that. Everybody die, you don't take care of your sons, I don't think so.
God:
Yes I take care of my sons. For real. Look harder. I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
Me:
I try to look harder, but I see nothing, maybe I'm blind. What about the Tsunami ? Was it your act ?
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to try it.
What's it like? Are you using Netscape or Explorer? Maybe. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
Don't turn the discussion in another way ! I'm using Mozilla, but this is not the subject of the conversation ! I was talking about YOUR actions ! About taking care of your fellows, taking care of us ! the World is running mad and you just say or do nothing !
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much. How long have you been using it ? Sure, my actions sounds like a good topic. Oh yeah, we were talking about taking care of my fellows taking care of us. The whole world?

J'vous l'avez dis, il a pas toute sa tête Laughing
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EgOBraiN
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[BOT] Parlez à Dieu ! Empty
MessageSujet: Re: [BOT] Parlez à Dieu !   [BOT] Parlez à Dieu ! EmptySam 24 Déc - 21:20

ouais je connais depuis un petit bout de temps.
même dieux est faillible! Laughing
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[BOT] Parlez à Dieu ! Empty
MessageSujet: Re: [BOT] Parlez à Dieu !   [BOT] Parlez à Dieu ! EmptySam 24 Déc - 22:03

Lol c'est la mode des "chats intelligent" ça me fait penser au bot Encarta - Msn Messenger ^^

Sinon je viens de lui demander son groupe préféré.... il aime creed....:s

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[BOT] Parlez à Dieu ! Empty
MessageSujet: Re: [BOT] Parlez à Dieu !   [BOT] Parlez à Dieu ! EmptySam 24 Déc - 23:08

Me:
do you like star wars ?
God:
Yes I like STAR WARS very much, especially the robots.
Me:
wich one ?
God:
The green one.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because i'm god
God:
Interesting explanation. OK I will call you god.
Me:
what is my name ?
God:
Your name is god


plutot rigolo Wink
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[BOT] Parlez à Dieu ! Empty
MessageSujet: Re: [BOT] Parlez à Dieu !   [BOT] Parlez à Dieu ! EmptyDim 25 Déc - 0:56

Me:
God you are really wearing black?

God:
You think I am wearing black.

Me:
yes

God:
Really.

Me:
yes

God:
How about that.

Me:
because you are wearing black? no?

God:
Interesting explanation. I will tell my botmaster you said I am wearing black. Are you serious?

Me:
heuu yeah

God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

Me:
...

God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

Me:
what the fuck !

God:
Please don't be so rude.

Me:
you are a bastard !

God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.

Me:
what your name?

God:
My name is God.

Me:
do you have a girlfriend?

God:
I prefer not say.

Me:
why?

God:
Reductionism.

Me:
you suck!

God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.

Me:
why you are so gay?

God:
Myself programmed me for it.

Me:
ok i see..

God:
I am glad you understand it. Ahem.

Me:
Merry Christmas...

God:
Merry Christmas to you too, bobo.

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[BOT] Parlez à Dieu ! Empty
MessageSujet: Re: [BOT] Parlez à Dieu !   [BOT] Parlez à Dieu ! EmptyJeu 29 Déc - 11:37

j'ai pas mit mon interwiew mais je lui ai demander si il avait la bombe atomique il ma repondue oui scratch
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MessageSujet: Re: [BOT] Parlez à Dieu !   [BOT] Parlez à Dieu ! EmptyDim 1 Jan - 15:15

waaaaaaaa jmeclate ac atendez jvais mfaire un ptit interview et jle métrai apres
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[BOT] Parlez à Dieu ! Empty
MessageSujet: Re: [BOT] Parlez à Dieu !   [BOT] Parlez à Dieu ! EmptyDim 1 Jan - 15:52

Me:
hello my friend
God:
Hello there. How well do you know this person?
Me:
tu parles français ??
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
putain t'es pas dieu si tu parles pas français !!
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
dieu il parle toutes les langues !!
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
pfffff
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
tu te fou de ma gueule jtais dit que j'étais français !
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
fuck your mother
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
because i want it
God:
Interesting explanation. I hope you get it.
Me:
do you know system of a down ?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
do you like it
God:
system of a down seems okay to me.
Me:
^o)
God:
Oh.
Me:
why does system of a down seems okay for you ??
God:
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Me:
why does system of a down seems okay to you ?
God:
Why do birds sing?
Me:
answer my question!
God:
Please try asking it another way.
Me:
do you like metal music ?
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
j'en reviens pas tu fait dla pub !!
God:
Je suis heureux que vous l appréciez, .
Me:
mais tu parle français oui ou merde ?!
God:
You are a you s t me p a r l e f r a n s o me you o me m e r d e? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
hey smoke a little and it will be ok
God:
OK. You've got my full attention. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
do you like canabis ?
God:
Do you like it? I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
i love it
God:
So do a lot of other people.
Me:
yes but Mr. Sarkozy is not enjoying it
God:
Hmm. That's a very nice name, MR Sarkozy is not enjoying it.
Me:
no him, he doesn't smoke because he is the first minister of france
God:
Are you serious? Is it the only one?
Me:
yes but there is another mother fucker who's name is Jacques Chirac
God:
Mmm. What is it?
Me:
lol the president of france
God:
I am glad you find this funny. I knew he was president, but I never knew he of france.
Me:
ok
God:
Yay.
Me:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
maybe ...
God:
I understand.
Me:
no
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
no
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
no
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
no no
God:
I understand it very well. I understand it very well.
Me:
nononononono
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
your mother
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
where is she ??
God:
Where it is hard to find. I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
is she in your ass with the tapeworm ??
God:
I don't think she wants me to tell you.
Me:
I could advice you :"pull the tapeworm out of your ass hey!!"
God:
I am sure you could.
Me:
do you want ME to pull the tapeworm out of YOUR ass ?
God:
No MR Sarkozy is not enjoying it, maybe later.
Me:
mdr
God:
je suis heureux que cela vous fasse rire, MR Sarkozy is not enjoying it.
Me:
fuck you're intelligent !!!
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
ok you're intelligent !!
God:
I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions. Groovy.
Me:
do you want to play "qui veut gagner des millions" with me ?
God:
How do we play qui veut gagner des millions ?
Me:
your answer questions and you win a lot of money
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
what ??
God:
No big deal.
Me:
you want to play to the bigdil ??
God:
How do we play to the bigdil ?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
five minuts ago you were bugging no ??
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
i prefer your grand father
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. Yes I am proud of my grand father.
Me:
you don't like your grand father ??
God:
Do you like it? Yes I am proud of my grand father.
Me:
don't you like your grand father ?
God:
Yes I am proud of my grand father.
Me:
but do you like him ?
God:
Sure he has never done anything to me.
Me:
and you like him ?
God:
Sure he has never done anything to me.
Me:
but if he has never done anything for you you should hate him
God:
I don't follow your reasoning.
Me:
what was his name ?
God:
His name is Rich.
Me:
your grand father's name is Rich ?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am grand father s name is Rich.
Me:
t'es con !
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
ralala
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about TU ES con. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
well what is your name ?
God:
How about that. My name is God.
Me:
and your first name ?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am first name.
Me:
what is your first name ?
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Me:
your name is ALICE ?
God:
ALICE is my name too!
Me:
that's what i said
God:
I know. I'm still thinking about it.
Me:
do you love me ?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
but me i don't love you
God:
YOU? Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
i hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
are you a robot ?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
you said it
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
yes
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
so your name is ALICE god
God:
How can I help you? My name is God.
Me:
do you know Clara Morgan ?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
on TV in the night of the first saturday of a month
God:
Which show? What is it like on TELEVISION.
Me:
the name is "le journal du hard"
God:
How are you, le journal du hard.
Me:
it's not my name !
God:
Whose name is it?
Me:
the television'program
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
nobody
God:
Then how do you know?
Me:
hum hum i don't know ...
God:
Who does know?
Me:
you because you are god
God:
That's good information: le journal du hard said I because you are god.
Me:
smoke again
God:
Once more? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
do you like shit ?
God:
How old are you? I like .
Me:
I'm 16. do you often smoke shit ?
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 16 years old? Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
Me:
mdr and do you like cocaine ?
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
i asked if you liked drugs
God:
I think I do.
Me:
ok so i will late you smoke a join. me i will go back to the www.soad-fr.com 's forum
God:
Next question? Would you recommend this action to a friend? Yikes! YOU? Can I go too?
Me:
you want to go there with me ?
God:
Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.
Me:
ok here we go !!!


voila c un peu long mais bien simpathique c mon pote maintenant il se drogue souvent et il aime system of a down Razz
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Parencouille

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Date d'inscription : 16/05/2005

[BOT] Parlez à Dieu ! Empty
MessageSujet: Re: [BOT] Parlez à Dieu !   [BOT] Parlez à Dieu ! EmptyDim 1 Jan - 16:03

moi si je peu meme pas faire un peu d'humour


Citation :
Me:
you're not god

God:
That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
i'm the only god

God:
Who made you the god ?
Me:
me

God:
" Who made you the god ?"? you arnaud?
Me:
the god of death

God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Mudvayne

God:
It's good to meet you, Mudvayne.
Me:
i will destroy this world

God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
and kill and make suffer every people on this earth

God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
Slay them all
!
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, Mudvayne.



dieu il repete tout a sa maman Sad


vraiment aucun humour se dieu..


Citation :
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
this is the story of paf the dog

God:
You don't say.
Me:
and he travesed the road , and PAF the dog !

God:
I get it. LeknorChat travesed the road. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

dieu est con
meme dieu se gourre :

Citation :
Me:
do you speak french ?

God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
le franais ? tu parle le franais, c'est mignon ca

God:
Je n en connais pas . Do not ask me any more questions please.

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MessageSujet: Re: [BOT] Parlez à Dieu !   [BOT] Parlez à Dieu ! EmptyDim 1 Jan - 16:14

"travese" lol

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Bulot

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[BOT] Parlez à Dieu ! Empty
MessageSujet: Re: [BOT] Parlez à Dieu !   [BOT] Parlez à Dieu ! EmptyDim 1 Jan - 16:17

Citation :
do you often smoke shit ?
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 16 years old? Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
Me:
mdr and do you like cocaine ?
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
i asked if you liked drugs
God:
I think I do.

c la reponse qui ma faite le plus rire Laughing Laughing Laughing
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MessageSujet: Re: [BOT] Parlez à Dieu !   [BOT] Parlez à Dieu ! EmptyLun 2 Jan - 14:04

Me:
R U gay ?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

...

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